If you don't have any humor whatsoever in your being, don't read this. Ever.

Yeah. There's a part two.
Get ready to diarrhea in your pants. Or I guess you could have just regular poo if you really wanted. Diarrhea's funnier.

So.

After we had fun not finding the right wedding, we found our way to the right reception and waited in the lounge for Stacey and her new hubby to finish taking pics. Finally we get to go in and we're ecstatic because heels+standing a long time = bad feetgasms. So lala, we're just waiting around and there's an open bar so we totally take full advantage of that. My stepmom and I order our drinks and we started talking about why they called the drink "Sex on the Beach" (WHICH IS THE TASTIEST ALCOHOL EVAR D:! ). Now see, when I talk, I'm very animated with my hands. I make gestures, I swing lasso's, it's just great fun. So I was turning the corner to go to my seat and I started to swing my hands up to do another gesture...
And I grabbed some guys crotch.
Flat out...grabbed him. Like...my brain was still so focused on finishing my sentence that it took me more than the usual nanosecond to get my hand OFF of his Precious, if you will. All I could say was "Oh..!"
SRSLY, WTF DO YOU SAY IN A SITUATION LIKE THAT?!
"LOL hey, guy! Sorry I grabbed your balls, it was totally my bad!"
If he was at least my friend, I could just play it off and be like "HAHA! HEY STEVE! GOT YOUR BALLS *pointpoint* EHHH??? Been easin' up on my ninja skizizzles. Did I mention I have your balls?!"
My brain couldn't even make a coherent sentence at that moment. So, like a good girl, I let go of his Man, HE LAUGHED IT OFF, and I sat down. My stepmom looked at him and then looked at me and SAID!!!
".....Did you just grab that guy's crotch?"
NO. NO. I COULDN'T JUST PRETEND IT WAS A REALLY BAD DAYMARE. NO. SHE HAD TO F'N SAY SOMETHING.
".....LOL maybe."

So the rest of the damn night, I had to constantly see this man. This man I drive-by crotched. The man who was probably a virgin and had his first feel-up experience by a stranger turning a corner. HOLY GOD OF ME.
Now really...that's it. There's a part three...but that's just me being tipsy and stupid and loud. I don't think I'll write about that;;

So here's what I should've sang to myself to relieve my assholishness:
What's this?
What's this?
There's something in my hand
What's this?
It doesn't feel like sand
What's this?
I can't believe my eyes
I must be dreaming
HOLY SHIT THIS ISN'T FAIR
WHAT'S THIS?!

NOW ON TO BUSINESS!

I have a lot of leftover prints from AE. I just found them right now so I thought I'd try to get rid of them LOL. I'll list the pictures and which sizes I have (quantity will also be posted).



8x10 laminated (11 left) - $15
5x7 (4 left) - $5
The smaller pictures will not have full body. Just the waist up.



8x10 laminated (13 left)



5x7 (10 left) - $5
5x7 laminated (1 left) - $7


This next set I was sad to say didn't sell at all due to them being original pictures. If you can somehow get past the fact that they're not fanart, I'd greatly appreciate if you could buy them from me OTL



5x7 (10 left) - $5
This picture doesn't include stuff drawn on the right side, just the lineless girl. I cleaned her up and put a border around it so it's much nicer



5x7 (9 left) - $5



5x7 (9 left) - $5

Any watermarks on the thumbnails are taken out and of course, the pictures will have signatures on them
Shipping will cost $1.25 for US residents and $2 for international. If you're interested, I take snail mail and Paypal. This is stricly a first come, first serve basis and I will NOT be printing any more of these until the next con. If you're interested, please send me a note with the title "Prints" including:

Name
Method of pay
Which pictures you want
Quantity

Upon recieving the note, I will note you back with a total~

If you're paying by paypal, give me your address in the optional writing box it offers. If snail mail, write me a letter with the address you desire me to send it to and hide the money in the note. (If you wanted to write me a letter, too, that'd be awesome 8D!) It's as easy as pie~

If you guys could please help me get rid of these, that'd be fantastic. And if you all don't mind, could I guiltily ask for plugging? I just want these damn things out of my house =_=

KIMI'S LIST OF COMMISSIONS
Commission List

SENT
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3.

RECEIVED PAYMENT
1. - Sora
2. - Tamaki or HP
3. - piratey charrie w/ ducky
4. Michelle Clough - Sephiroth/Sailor Saturn - CG
5. - Her OC - FB
6. - Renji and Kaien
7. - two chibis
8. - her OC
9. - Vincent/Tifa pic -CG
10. - Chibi

Okay...any commission ending with CG or FB will be done after I'm done with busts and chibis just because they'll take longer. Please understand ;-;

PENDING
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WAITING FOR REPLY
None! Thanks for everything, guys!

IF I GOT ANY OF THIS WRONG PLEASE TELL ME;;